The Plan!

[jussmatt]

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.


Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)


'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'


1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ' ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave .. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

+1


And he thought of that with no coke! ;)

[socwkbiker]

+2

[coacha]

+3

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

At least one line was his!!

[jussmatt]

yea...I didn't figure it was his... but I liked it anyway!!

Me too!

[Yellow Jacket]

I don't care how much is actually Robin William's. I agree with the whole thing!

[ringadingh]

Put it into action and hurry!!

Twas

'Twas the night before payback and all through the land, They were running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees, He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter, But all that he's done has just make us madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut, And we'll kick your butt, with one heavy boot.
And yes we remember the USS Cole, And the lives of our sailors that you terrorists stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to fear, You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam, And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide, They'll go down in history as the place where you died.
Remember Khadhafi and his line of death? He came very close, to his final breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a man, Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan.
They are our fathers and they are our sons, And they sure do carry some big, mighty guns.
They would have stayed home with children and wives, Till you bastards came here and took innocent lives.
Osama, I wrote this, especially for you, For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle, Old Glory is coming, attached to a missile.
We will not be sorry, to see your ass go. It's Red, White, and Blue that’s running this show.

[rlfaubion]

If you like most of these ideas, regardless who wrote them, then check out the Libertarian Party. Much of these same ideas is why Ron Paul was a worthy candidate - he may be a Libertarian, cloaked in a Republican suit.

Some day we will be free - err free'r.

Thank you very much, I'm Valdez and I approve of this message

If you like most of these ideas, regardless who wrote them, then check out the Libertarian Party. Much of these same ideas is why Ron Paul was a worthy candidate - he may be a Libertarian, cloaked in a Republican suit.

Some day we will be free - err free'r.

Thank you very much, I'm Valdez and I approve of this message

+1000

[dakals]

I agree with everything 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jussmatt]

If you like most of these ideas, regardless who wrote them, then check out the Libertarian Party. Much of these same ideas is why Ron Paul was a worthy candidate - he may be a Libertarian, cloaked in a Republican suit.

Some day we will be free - err free'r.

Thank you very much, I'm Valdez and I approve of this message

Valdez..I'm with you on that one!! I may not agree w/ all that he's for...but I'm pretty damn close. At least he doesn't pander to BS causes!!!!

[oledawg]

::) Dabba dabba do! You got it RIGHT! ;)

If you like most of these ideas, regardless who wrote them, then check out the Libertarian Party. Much of these same ideas is why Ron Paul was a worthy candidate - he may be a Libertarian, cloaked in a Republican suit.

Some day we will be free - err free'r.

Thank you very much, I'm Valdez and I approve of this message