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11-20-2008, 04:20 PM | #1 |
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> This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
> and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is > embarrassing. > > There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is > wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have > experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. > > An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the > desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why > you're here to see the doctor today?' > > 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. > > The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a > crowded waiting room and say things like that.' > > 'Why not'? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. > > The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this > room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your > ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in > private.' > > The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of > strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, > waited several minutes and then re-entered. > > The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?' > > 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. > > The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her > advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?' > > 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. > > The waiting room erupted in laughter. > > Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! >
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11-20-2008, 04:40 PM | #2 |
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11-21-2008, 09:55 AM | #3 |
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LOL
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11-23-2008, 07:59 PM | #4 |
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11-26-2008, 07:35 PM | #5 |
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don't ask if you can't handle the answer
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11-27-2008, 09:37 AM | #6 |
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