Catholic gasoline

recumbentbob · 07-14-2011, 09:50 AM

SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic'!!

**BudMan** · 07-14-2011, 10:21 AM

pirate · 07-14-2011, 10:27 PM

This is a classic joke, and I laugh out loud every time I hear it!

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-15-2011, 03:38 AM

Loafer · 07-15-2011, 05:41 AM

First I recall hearing this joke. I liked it. :)

**ringadingh** · 07-15-2011, 08:11 AM

Stump · 07-18-2011, 10:45 AM

07-14-2011, 09:50 AM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	Catholic gasoline SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic'!! __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

07-14-2011, 10:21 AM	#2
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Catholic gasoline __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

07-14-2011, 10:27 PM	#3
pirate Sr. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,865	Catholic gasoline This is a classic joke, and I laugh out loud every time I hear it!

07-15-2011, 03:38 AM	#4
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07-15-2011, 05:41 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Catholic gasoline First I recall hearing this joke. I liked it. :) __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

07-15-2011, 08:11 AM	#6
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07-18-2011, 10:45 AM	#7
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