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07-14-2008, 10:33 PM | #1 |
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Bad Dream.....
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into
bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, he? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside''. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're sh*tting the bed!"
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07-14-2008, 10:47 PM | #2 |
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Bad Dream.....
Damn JD, ya killing me |
07-14-2008, 11:11 PM | #3 |
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Bad Dream.....
This is ALMOST as disgusting (and funny) as this picture...or visa versa!!! |
07-14-2008, 11:26 PM | #4 |
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Well really the picture don't look too bad bring me another beer |
07-15-2008, 10:52 AM | #5 |
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Bad Dream.....
ROFLMAO!!!!!
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07-15-2008, 04:25 PM | #6 |
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Bad Dream.....
Give that man Ceegaar
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07-15-2008, 07:23 PM | #7 | |
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Bad Dream.....
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07-16-2008, 03:28 PM | #9 |
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Bad Dream.....
More like a nightmare than a bad dream...HAHAHAHA
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