Ever had a sportsman's double?

**jmorrow** · 09-09-2008, 05:24 PM

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?' 'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.'

And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night.

I went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake'?

BandC · 09-09-2008, 05:40 PM

basco · 09-09-2008, 06:22 PM

Damn!!!! lucky

09-09-2008, 09:49 PM

THAT was funny!!!

gofs99 · 09-09-2008, 10:25 PM

And Mom replied:

"Let me put my teeth in first" :-/

ianicky · 09-10-2008, 01:47 PM

thats sick lol but funny

**billmac** · 09-10-2008, 08:25 PM

Ouch! Wanna get away?

09-11-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gofs99

And Mom replied:

"Let me put my teeth in first" :-/

Maybe he'd rather she keep her teeth out?

**Kawhead** · 09-11-2008, 02:35 PM

Take it from me or anybody who knows........you ain't LIVED until you've had one without the teeth!

socwkbiker · 09-11-2008, 02:36 PM

Dude, eewww!

dakals · 09-11-2008, 11:16 PM

Oh gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

09-09-2008, 05:24 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Ever had a sportsman's double? I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?' 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. 'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.' And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night. I went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake'? __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-09-2008, 05:40 PM	#2
BandC Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Iron Range, Northern Minnesota Posts: 2,288	Ever had a sportsman's double? __________________ 2005 Blk/Silver Nomad (Sold) VBA #00671

09-09-2008, 06:22 PM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Ever had a sportsman's double? Damn!!!! lucky

09-09-2008, 09:49 PM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	Ever had a sportsman's double? THAT was funny!!!

09-09-2008, 10:25 PM	#5
gofs99 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rockford, Illinois Posts: 41	Ever had a sportsman's double? And Mom replied: "Let me put my teeth in first" :-/

09-10-2008, 01:47 PM	#6
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Ever had a sportsman's double? thats sick lol but funny

09-10-2008, 08:25 PM	#7
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Ever had a sportsman's double? Ouch! Wanna get away?

09-11-2008, 02:35 PM	#9
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Ever had a sportsman's double? Take it from me or anybody who knows........you ain't LIVED until you've had one without the teeth! __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

09-11-2008, 02:36 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Ever had a sportsman's double? Dude, eewww! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

09-11-2008, 11:16 PM	#11
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Ever had a sportsman's double? Oh gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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