Living will

**cnc** · 11-28-2010, 12:23 AM

MY LIVING WILL:
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my sh*t list ...

ridemslow · 11-28-2010, 12:42 AM

That'll teach ya to keep the lips sealed.

**ringadingh** · 11-28-2010, 12:50 AM

At least they listened to you.

timebandit · 11-28-2010, 09:41 AM

Similar thing happened to me but ended with a question.

I said to them, 'I never want to live dependent on some machine and fluids from a tank. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They asked me where was the plug on the nomad!

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-28-2010, 10:48 AM

Good ones.

Loafer · 11-28-2010, 11:07 AM

I live and sweat in fear, that I might utter those words...

Stump · 11-30-2010, 11:34 PM

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11-28-2010, 12:23 AM	#1
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Living will MY LIVING WILL: Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. They are SO on my sh*t list ... __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

11-28-2010, 12:42 AM	#2
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Living will That'll teach ya to keep the lips sealed. __________________

11-28-2010, 12:50 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Living will At least they listened to you. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-28-2010, 09:41 AM	#4
timebandit Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Casselman, Ontario Posts: 790	Living will Similar thing happened to me but ended with a question. I said to them, 'I never want to live dependent on some machine and fluids from a tank. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They asked me where was the plug on the nomad!

11-28-2010, 10:48 AM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Living will Good ones. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

11-28-2010, 11:07 AM	#6
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Living will I live and sweat in fear, that I might utter those words... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

11-30-2010, 11:34 PM	#7
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Living will :(" title="" border="0"/> :(" title="" border="0"/> __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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