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Old 10-07-2015, 09:09 AM   #1
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WTF Doctors Visit

During a recent visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person / retiree should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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have to try that one on some older friends
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Old 10-07-2015, 03:04 PM   #3
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Old 10-07-2015, 10:05 PM   #5
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Very funny !!! I'm gonna miss my wife !
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