MSDS: Women

recumbentbob · 11-08-2010, 11:07 AM

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from
40-200kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film

2. Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason

3. Melts if given special treatment

4. Bitter if incorrectly used

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of
precious stones

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances

3. May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no
apparent reason

4. Insoluble in liquids, but libido increases greatly when
saturated with alcohol

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-09-2010, 11:28 AM

Very true.

**ringadingh** · 11-14-2010, 09:14 PM

Stump · 11-16-2010, 09:47 PM

Isn't that the true!

11-08-2010, 11:07 AM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	MSDS: Women ELEMENT: Women SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film 2. Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason 3. Melts if given special treatment 4. Bitter if incorrectly used 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances 3. May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason 4. Insoluble in liquids, but libido increases greatly when saturated with alcohol 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

11-09-2010, 11:28 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	MSDS: Women Very true. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

11-14-2010, 09:14 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	MSDS: Women __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-16-2010, 09:47 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	MSDS: Women Isn't that the true! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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