Moms In Group Therapy

**jmorrow** · 06-25-2009, 03:21 PM

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
Young mothers and their small children. "You each have an obsession," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up,
Took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on,
Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's
Pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."

**Cajunrider** · 06-25-2009, 03:39 PM

fish · 06-25-2009, 03:42 PM

**ringadingh** · 06-25-2009, 04:45 PM

basco · 06-28-2009, 08:04 AM

Thats funny

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-28-2009, 11:32 PM

06-25-2009, 03:21 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Moms In Group Therapy A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four Young mothers and their small children. "You each have an obsession," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, Took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's Pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-25-2009, 03:39 PM	#2
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Moms In Group Therapy __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

06-25-2009, 03:42 PM	#3
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06-25-2009, 04:45 PM	#4
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06-28-2009, 08:04 AM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Moms In Group Therapy Thats funny

07-28-2009, 11:32 PM	#6
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