Opening doors

**wompus** · 07-05-2011, 02:27 PM

John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Jill said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
John says, “Well, give me some examples.”

Jill proceeds to tell him, “Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn’t for me.

“The second way is if a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn’t for me either.”

Then Jill said, “Honey, how do you unlock your door?”

John proceeds to say, “Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock.”

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rooster1 · 07-05-2011, 03:17 PM

Makes sense to me.

**BudMan** · 07-05-2011, 05:08 PM

Loafer · 07-05-2011, 05:32 PM

SOLD!

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-05-2011, 07:30 PM

**ringadingh** · 07-05-2011, 07:51 PM

Stump · 07-07-2011, 06:15 AM

He's in

07-05-2011, 02:27 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Opening doors John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Jill said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” John says, “Well, give me some examples.” Jill proceeds to tell him, “Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn’t for me. “The second way is if a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn’t for me either.” Then Jill said, “Honey, how do you unlock your door?” John proceeds to say, “Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock.” . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

07-05-2011, 03:17 PM	#2
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Opening doors Makes sense to me.

07-05-2011, 05:08 PM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Opening doors __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

07-05-2011, 05:32 PM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Opening doors SOLD! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

07-05-2011, 07:30 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Opening doors __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

07-05-2011, 07:51 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Opening doors __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-07-2011, 06:15 AM	#7
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Opening doors He's in __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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