They are out there and among us

rick6375 · 10-27-2015, 12:57 AM

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS

COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the
local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like
custard creams or ginger nuts."

2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to
close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things
during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find
that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like
spicy food."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told
us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed
it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when
we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.
Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more
yellow."

7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach.
It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to
relax."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The
children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully
equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the
taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read
the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort.
Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would
have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to
England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home.
This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our
friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.'
We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made
us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish
people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was
Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many
foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there
was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of
noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not
mention mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancee and I requested twin-beds when we booked,
but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now
hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the
fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if
you had put us in the room that we booked."

BE AWARE .... THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!!!!

Loafer · 10-27-2015, 06:47 AM

:lmao :

**ringadingh** · 10-27-2015, 09:37 AM

Its unbelievable at the stupidity of some people....

Ridefree · 10-27-2015, 10:22 AM

Sorry I have nothing !!!

Ridefree · 10-27-2015, 10:25 AM

Me again , I still have nothing. But that's funny !!!

Bud2rat · 10-27-2015, 05:24 PM

It makes you wonder????? how they even get up in the morning.

The Black Knight · 10-27-2015, 07:57 PM

cactusjack · 10-27-2015, 07:59 PM

People like this are the reason they print "Caution: contents may be hot." on a cup of coffee and "This product contains nuts" on a jar of peanuts.

duffy · 10-27-2015, 09:00 PM

I wonder how many of those are liberal Democrats...............

**Kawhead** · 10-27-2015, 09:17 PM

An esteemed genius member on this forum bitched about "discussing a 16 year old Nomad's plastic oil gear".

They ride amongst us too.

rolfe · 10-27-2015, 10:35 PM

" IF its IN STOCK we Have It "

10-27-2015, 12:57 AM	#1
rick6375 Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: New Castle, In. Posts: 365	They are out there and among us THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price." 5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room." 6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow." 7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers." 10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun." 12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair." 13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller." 14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service." 15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners." 16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning." 17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." 18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes." 19. "My fiancee and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." BE AWARE .... THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!!!! __________________ 2005 800 Classic 2012 Voyager ABS

10-27-2015, 06:47 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	:lmao : __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

10-27-2015, 09:37 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Its unbelievable at the stupidity of some people.... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-27-2015, 05:24 PM	#6
Bud2rat Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: St. Pauls, NC Posts: 2,089	It makes you wonder????? how they even get up in the morning. __________________ Robert Torrey VBA# 02077 Vroc# 27672 1996 800A Customized (SOLD) 2001 1500 Nomad (The Mistress) 2013 Voyager 2014 SE Rally - Elkins, WV 2016 SE Rally - Helen, Ga

10-27-2015, 07:57 PM	#7
The Black Knight Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Italy Posts: 6,243	__________________ VBA 02514 - VROC 35394 VN 800 A - VN 900 Classic VN 1700 Vaquero Usque ad finem.

10-27-2015, 10:22 AM	#4
Ridefree Sr. Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Saskatchewan , Canada Posts: 1,441	Sorry I have nothing !!!

10-27-2015, 10:25 AM	#5
Ridefree Sr. Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Saskatchewan , Canada Posts: 1,441	Me again , I still have nothing. But that's funny !!!

10-27-2015, 07:59 PM	#8
cactusjack Mega-Contributor Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Where it doesn't snow...ever! Posts: 21,926	People like this are the reason they print "Caution: contents may be hot." on a cup of coffee and "This product contains nuts" on a jar of peanuts. __________________ Scott "Cactusjack" Hanks VBA #00105 H.O.G. #4250060 2011 H-D Ultra Limited 103ci :: 2011 HD Electra Glide Ultra Limited w/Stage 1 :: Rallies: Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Crescent City '11\|Kanab '12\|Antlers '12\|Estes Park '13\|Antlers '13\|Orofino '14\|The Dalles '17

10-27-2015, 09:00 PM	#9
duffy Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hot Springs, SD and other warm and dry places Posts: 1,043	I wonder how many of those are liberal Democrats...............

10-27-2015, 09:17 PM	#10
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	An esteemed genius member on this forum bitched about "discussing a 16 year old Nomad's plastic oil gear". They ride amongst us too. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

10-27-2015, 10:35 PM	#11
rolfe Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Lake Travis, Texas Posts: 518	" IF its IN STOCK we Have It "