Sunday morning sex

texasfisherdude · 04-23-2008, 02:26 PM

Sunday Morning Sex I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-
year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. "

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

BandC · 04-23-2008, 02:28 PM

LMAO!! Good One!!

dakals · 04-23-2008, 02:41 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!

basco · 04-23-2008, 06:31 PM

**ringadingh** · 04-23-2008, 07:13 PM

LOL

socwkbiker · 04-23-2008, 10:20 PM

04-23-2008, 11:13 PM

I hope I can hear the ice cream truck when I'm 100...

ianicky · 04-24-2008, 03:03 AM

lol

04-24-2008, 10:17 AM

I try to grab a quickie when I hear the ice cream truck cause that means I know where the kids are... costs me a couple of bucks but hey... what a DEAL ! I call it "getting a nutty buddy"

For the younger crowd:
Nutty Buddy is an ice cream cone topped with vanilla ice cream, chocolate and peanuts, manufactured in the United States.

The Nutty Buddy is no longer produced commercially in large numbers across the United States. Its former manufacturer was the Sweetheart Cup Company, which was also the manufacturer of the machines that produced the cones; Sweetheart went out of business in 1998. One of the last manufacturers of the Nutty Buddy is Purity Dairies in Nashville, Tennessee.

jussmatt · 04-24-2008, 04:45 PM

LOL...good one 2bez....

04-24-2008, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JussMatt

LOL...good one 2bez....

Thanks !
See the flares joke wasn't my "A" material

04-23-2008, 02:26 PM	#1
texasfisherdude Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dickinson Texas Posts: 252	Sunday morning sex Sunday Morning Sex I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95- year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. " Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

04-23-2008, 02:28 PM	#2
BandC Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Iron Range, Northern Minnesota Posts: 2,288	Sunday morning sex LMAO!! Good One!! __________________ 2005 Blk/Silver Nomad (Sold) VBA #00671

04-23-2008, 02:41 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Sunday morning sex LMAO!!!!!!!

04-23-2008, 06:31 PM	#4
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04-23-2008, 07:13 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Sunday morning sex LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-23-2008, 10:20 PM	#6
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04-23-2008, 11:13 PM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	Sunday morning sex I hope I can hear the ice cream truck when I'm 100...

04-24-2008, 03:03 AM	#8
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Sunday morning sex lol

04-24-2008, 10:17 AM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	Sunday morning sex I try to grab a quickie when I hear the ice cream truck cause that means I know where the kids are... costs me a couple of bucks but hey... what a DEAL ! I call it "getting a nutty buddy" For the younger crowd: Nutty Buddy is an ice cream cone topped with vanilla ice cream, chocolate and peanuts, manufactured in the United States. The Nutty Buddy is no longer produced commercially in large numbers across the United States. Its former manufacturer was the Sweetheart Cup Company, which was also the manufacturer of the machines that produced the cones; Sweetheart went out of business in 1998. One of the last manufacturers of the Nutty Buddy is Purity Dairies in Nashville, Tennessee.

04-24-2008, 04:45 PM	#10
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Sunday morning sex LOL...good one 2bez....

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