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09-08-2007, 03:30 PM | #1 |
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Quick, Bring Me a Beer
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh sh!t, it's started."
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09-09-2007, 11:13 PM | #2 |
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Love it!
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12-21-2007, 02:55 PM | #3 |
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12-21-2007, 03:44 PM | #4 |
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Quick, Bring Me a Beer
If that came in the door, I wouldn't need a beer at all.
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if you keep the beer in the garage you dont have to go in until shes a sleep :(
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Good one, Beez!
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That's pretty funny beezer, but . . . if he wants anything besides beer, forget about it!
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Nice helmet Bob! :)
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