Quick, Bring Me a Beer

[beezer]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh sh!t, it's started."

Love it!

[socwkbiker]

If that came in the door, I wouldn't need a beer at all.

[basco]

if you keep the beer in the garage you dont have to go in until shes a sleep :(

For the older guys:

[trip]

Good one, Beez!

[Yellow Jacket]

That's pretty funny beezer, but . . . if he wants anything besides beer, forget about it!

Nice helmet Bob! :)