Magic Dildo

rooster1 · 03-28-2011, 11:23 AM

A man walks into an old antique store and sees nothing he likes except this strange object in the corner. He asks the old man who owns the store what it is, and he replies "a magic dildo."

The man doesn't believe him, but the store owner explains that to activate it, you say "magic dildo" and then its destination. So the man thinks, why not, and brings it home to his wife and says "magic dildo pu**y." His wife absolutely loves it, but the next day the man has to leave on a business trip, so he leaves the dildo with his wife, after warning her to be very careful.

She promises, but as soon as he leaves, she turns it on, and has orgasm after orgasm. Shortly however, she wants to stop, but she realizes she doesn't know how. Panicking, she jumped into the car and started to drive to the hospital. Unfortunately however, she was swerving all over the road because of the dildo and she is quickly pulled over by a cop.

The cop asks her why she was driving so recklessly and she says, "well officer, I have a magic dildo stuck in my pu**y and I need to get to the hospital"

To which the cop replies "Magic dildo, my ass"

Loafer · 03-28-2011, 11:31 AM

GO CAT GO....:)

**BudMan** · 03-28-2011, 06:30 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 03-28-2011, 07:27 PM

Now that would have been funny to see.

**ringadingh** · 03-28-2011, 11:15 PM

Wheres the video!

Stump · 04-01-2011, 10:39 AM

What can I say

03-28-2011, 11:23 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Magic Dildo A man walks into an old antique store and sees nothing he likes except this strange object in the corner. He asks the old man who owns the store what it is, and he replies "a magic dildo." The man doesn't believe him, but the store owner explains that to activate it, you say "magic dildo" and then its destination. So the man thinks, why not, and brings it home to his wife and says "magic dildo puy." His wife absolutely loves it, but the next day the man has to leave on a business trip, so he leaves the dildo with his wife, after warning her to be very careful. She promises, but as soon as he leaves, she turns it on, and has orgasm after orgasm. Shortly however, she wants to stop, but she realizes she doesn't know how. Panicking, she jumped into the car and started to drive to the hospital. Unfortunately however, she was swerving all over the road because of the dildo and she is quickly pulled over by a cop. The cop asks her why she was driving so recklessly and she says, "well officer, I have a magic dildo stuck in my puy and I need to get to the hospital" To which the cop replies "Magic dildo, my ass"

03-28-2011, 11:31 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Magic Dildo GO CAT GO....:) __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

03-28-2011, 06:30 PM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Magic Dildo __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

03-28-2011, 07:27 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Magic Dildo Now that would have been funny to see. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

03-28-2011, 11:15 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Magic Dildo Wheres the video! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-01-2011, 10:39 AM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Magic Dildo What can I say __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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