man walks into the bar

texasfisherdude · 06-13-2008, 12:11 PM

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A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and
orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live by the
railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the
tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big
time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me
on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky bastard, was she pretty?

'Dunno............Never found the head!'

blowndodge · 06-13-2008, 12:25 PM

OMG you sick sick man!!!!

ianicky · 06-13-2008, 12:58 PM

lmao thats was sick but very funny

06-13-2008, 12:59 PM

well.......there was one thing she didn't do!

jussmatt · 06-13-2008, 02:04 PM

That's just wrong on SOOO many levels!!!! YOU TOO SUE!!! SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! LOL!

cactusjack · 06-13-2008, 02:16 PM

LMFAOSMOMN!

texasfisherdude · 06-13-2008, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

OMG you sick sick man!!!!

Thank you :)

06-13-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cactusjack

LMFAOSMOMN!

Okay...I give up and see you are online...what does OMN mean? Guessing the LMFAOSM means laugh my f*cking ass off so much...

dakals · 06-13-2008, 05:26 PM

WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!! that was awesome!!!!!!!! I'm sorry but that was awesome!!!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 06-13-2008, 07:33 PM

We need more like that, I loved it!

basco · 06-14-2008, 08:24 AM

Yellow Jacket · 06-14-2008, 11:29 AM

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Even the sick ugly ones.

06-13-2008, 12:11 PM	#1
texasfisherdude Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dickinson Texas Posts: 252	man walks into the bar -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky bastard, was she pretty? 'Dunno............Never found the head!'

06-13-2008, 12:25 PM	#2
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	man walks into the bar OMG you sick sick man!!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

06-13-2008, 12:58 PM	#3
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	man walks into the bar lmao thats was sick but very funny

06-13-2008, 12:59 PM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	man walks into the bar well.......there was one thing she didn't do!

06-13-2008, 02:04 PM	#5
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	man walks into the bar That's just wrong on SOOO many levels!!!! YOU TOO SUE!!! SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! LOL!

06-13-2008, 02:16 PM	#6
cactusjack Mega-Contributor Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Where it doesn't snow...ever! Posts: 21,926	man walks into the bar LMFAOSMOMN! __________________ Scott "Cactusjack" Hanks VBA #00105 H.O.G. #4250060 2011 H-D Ultra Limited 103ci :: 2011 HD Electra Glide Ultra Limited w/Stage 1 :: Rallies: Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Crescent City '11\|Kanab '12\|Antlers '12\|Estes Park '13\|Antlers '13\|Orofino '14\|The Dalles '17

06-13-2008, 05:26 PM	#9
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	man walks into the bar WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!! that was awesome!!!!!!!! I'm sorry but that was awesome!!!!!!!!

06-13-2008, 07:33 PM	#10
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	man walks into the bar We need more like that, I loved it! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-14-2008, 08:24 AM	#11
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	man walks into the bar

06-14-2008, 11:29 AM	#12
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	man walks into the bar A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Even the sick ugly ones. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

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