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Old 07-18-2009, 11:00 PM   #1
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MORNING SEX
She was standing in the kitchen preparing 2 soft boiled eggs for
breakfast, wearing only a 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to
make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all.
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained - 'The egg timer's broken
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Old 07-19-2009, 06:08 AM   #2
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:14 PM   #3
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That is funny.
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Im smashing the egg timer as soon as I get home.
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Yea, sometimes I am a little too quick myself.
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