Damnned MOOSE

macmac · 11-02-2010, 11:01 AM

I just about hit another moose last night! I had been away. down ta' Mass for a Paleo man shoot. The shoot was to assist in the promotion of a book an old friend has written.

I was my self there running around in the cold wind half naked with spears and lots of paint.

The day before getting tool stone I left at another friends house long before I saw a magnificent Bull Moose in the woods in day light.

Last night I didn't see the moose untill almost impact. I hit the brakes hard, swore and swerve the Dodge Conversion van just missing this moose. I was so scared I shook the rest of the way home, apx 10 miles more and drove 35 mph.

Today my whole body hurts. This has gotta stop!

Had I hit that moose, probably I would have been killed by one of my own flint tipped spears in the back of my head.

The van contained lots of other stone tools, my skins, paint in gords, and every thing a paleo hunter would want. The cops would have had a great time.

NRiderUSA · 11-02-2010, 11:13 AM

Mac maybe your a moose magnet? What kind of cologne you wear?

desertdog · 11-02-2010, 11:25 AM

Mac wears eau de bullwinkle

**Kawhead** · 11-02-2010, 12:26 PM

I know the feeling. After multiple crashes with furry woodland creatures, the mere sight

of one becomes unsettling. :-[ :'( :-/

Loafer · 11-02-2010, 01:03 PM

Mac, Get The Hell Out Of There!

moloprintz · 11-02-2010, 01:10 PM

"running around in the cold wind half naked with spears and lots of paint."

You're scare'in me real bad.

**GIBBY** · 11-02-2010, 03:09 PM

eau de Bullwinkle? LMAO, twice!

macmac · 11-02-2010, 03:15 PM

Yeah, running around on Nov 1st half naked. It's what I do.

Loafer · 11-02-2010, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macmac

Yeah, running around on Nov 1st half naked. It's what I do.

Mac, are those NH or Maine coons?

The little one looks like he is trying to bite you.

macmac · 11-02-2010, 03:56 PM

That marsh is just plumb full O' varmints!

Nuther shot. I wasn't the one(s) behind the cameras, and that wind was nasty. I hope they got what they wanted.

dabull · 11-02-2010, 04:06 PM

glad u still here Mac....lay off the Moose Musk ;)

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-02-2010, 09:30 PM

Mac, glad you came out safely.

macmac · 11-03-2010, 09:58 AM

I was lame over my body yesterday for the fear that moose set into me. A skidding 3/4 ton van is just no fun.

**Kawhead** · 11-03-2010, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moloprintz

"running around in the cold wind half naked with spears and lots of paint."

You're scare'in me real bad.

You kain't take 'em nowhere.

**ringadingh** · 11-03-2010, 04:05 PM

Yoyu certainly seem to attract them moose, why don't you go hunting with me next week and I'll hit them with the 308 ;)

11-02-2010, 11:01 AM	#1
macmac Sr. Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tamworth New Hampster 06 1600 Posts: 12,484	Damnned MOOSE I just about hit another moose last night! I had been away. down ta' Mass for a Paleo man shoot. The shoot was to assist in the promotion of a book an old friend has written. I was my self there running around in the cold wind half naked with spears and lots of paint. The day before getting tool stone I left at another friends house long before I saw a magnificent Bull Moose in the woods in day light. Last night I didn't see the moose untill almost impact. I hit the brakes hard, swore and swerve the Dodge Conversion van just missing this moose. I was so scared I shook the rest of the way home, apx 10 miles more and drove 35 mph. Today my whole body hurts. This has gotta stop! Had I hit that moose, probably I would have been killed by one of my own flint tipped spears in the back of my head. The van contained lots of other stone tools, my skins, paint in gords, and every thing a paleo hunter would want. The cops would have had a great time. __________________ 06 1600 Nomad Just call me Mac molon labe come and get it Login or Register to Remove Ads
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11-02-2010, 11:13 AM	#2
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	Damnned MOOSE Mac maybe your a moose magnet? What kind of cologne you wear? __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell
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11-02-2010, 11:25 AM	#3
desertdog Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Goodyear AZ Posts: 331	Damnned MOOSE Mac wears eau de bullwinkle
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11-02-2010, 12:26 PM	#4
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Damnned MOOSE I know the feeling. After multiple crashes with furry woodland creatures, the mere sight of one becomes unsettling. :-[ :'( :-/ __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead
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11-02-2010, 01:03 PM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Damnned MOOSE Mac, Get The Hell Out Of There! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email] Login or Register to Remove Ads
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11-02-2010, 01:10 PM	#6
moloprintz Advanced Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 548	Damnned MOOSE "running around in the cold wind half naked with spears and lots of paint." You're scare'in me real bad.
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11-02-2010, 03:15 PM	#8
macmac Sr. Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tamworth New Hampster 06 1600 Posts: 12,484	Damnned MOOSE Yeah, running around on Nov 1st half naked. It's what I do. __________________ 06 1600 Nomad Just call me Mac molon labe come and get it
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11-02-2010, 03:56 PM	#10
macmac Sr. Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tamworth New Hampster 06 1600 Posts: 12,484	Damnned MOOSE That marsh is just plumb full O' varmints! Nuther shot. I wasn't the one(s) behind the cameras, and that wind was nasty. I hope they got what they wanted. __________________ 06 1600 Nomad Just call me Mac molon labe come and get it
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11-02-2010, 04:06 PM	#11
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	Damnned MOOSE glad u still here Mac....lay off the Moose Musk ;)
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11-02-2010, 09:30 PM	#12
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Damnned MOOSE Mac, glad you came out safely. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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11-03-2010, 09:58 AM	#13
macmac Sr. Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tamworth New Hampster 06 1600 Posts: 12,484	Damnned MOOSE I was lame over my body yesterday for the fear that moose set into me. A skidding 3/4 ton van is just no fun. __________________ 06 1600 Nomad Just call me Mac molon labe come and get it
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11-03-2010, 04:05 PM	#15
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Damnned MOOSE Yoyu certainly seem to attract them moose, why don't you go hunting with me next week and I'll hit them with the 308 ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951
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