Phone line to Heaven

TrapperAH1G · 06-10-2018, 05:44 PM

A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around
>the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started
>working east from there.
>
>Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making
>notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was
>intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the
>pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is,
>in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly
>to God.
>
>The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to
>visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake, Denver, Chicago, Milwaukee, and
>around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign,
>and the same answer from each pastor.
>
>Finally, he arrived in the lovely mountains of North Carolina. Upon
>entering a church, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS
>time, the sign read "Calls: 25 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country
>and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct
>line to Heaven and that could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was
>$10,000 a minute.
>Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?"

>(I just love this part)

>The pastor, smiling benignly, replied,

>"Son, you're in the South now, and it's a local call."

Demolition Man · 06-11-2018, 01:07 AM

LOL !

Cu,
Sven

Chuck A. · 06-11-2018, 06:47 AM

love it!

The Black Knight · 06-11-2018, 02:59 PM

**ringadingh** · 06-11-2018, 03:36 PM

Great reply!!!

ZXryder · 10-02-2018, 04:49 PM

Perfect answer!!

06-10-2018, 05:44 PM	#1
TrapperAH1G Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: West Central Washington Posts: 194	Phone line to Heaven A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around >the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started >working east from there. > >Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making >notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was >intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the >pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, >in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly >to God. > >The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to >visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake, Denver, Chicago, Milwaukee, and >around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, >and the same answer from each pastor. > >Finally, he arrived in the lovely mountains of North Carolina. Upon >entering a church, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS >time, the sign read "Calls: 25 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country >and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct >line to Heaven and that could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was >$10,000 a minute. >Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?" >(I just love this part) >The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, >"Son, you're in the South now, and it's a local call."

06-11-2018, 01:07 AM	#2
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