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Old 05-29-2008, 07:53 AM   #1
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> We are about to enter the BBQ season.
> Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
> (1) The woman buys the food.
> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone, where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
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> Here comes the important part:
> (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
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> More Routine...
> (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
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> (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
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> (9) The woman sets the table with the plates, utensils, napkins, salad, vegetable, bread, sauces, and brings the meat to the table along with another beer for the man.
> (10) After serving dessert, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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> And most important of all:
> (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> 12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:00 AM   #2
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That pretty much nailed it.....
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:38 AM   #3
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Quite accurate, The woman should also clean up the dishes after dinner, BBQing is very exausting for us men.
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:42 AM   #4
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Very funny guys!!!!!!
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:22 PM   #5
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I'm sorry...but was there a problem with any of that??? I mean... I didn't see any problems w/ it!!! Isn't that how it is with you guys??? LOL!
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:26 PM   #6
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I'm with ya Matt! But I'm ducking fast when you're wife starts swinging stuff at you for agreeing.
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:29 PM   #7
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:40 PM   #8
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'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'


I however...don't subscribe to being Politically Correct!! LOL!
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:13 PM   #9
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That sounds about right and if the beer isn't tasting all that great it will be rare but if the beer is going down fast and tasting great it will be ready late at night and burnt to a crisp
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Woohoo beer!!!!!!
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