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Old 07-02-2009, 07:47 AM   #1
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;) Pretty accurate.
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I emailed this to all the women I think might need a little tutoring. Should get me some brownie points of some sort.
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I emailed this to all the women I think might need a little tutoring. Should get me some brownie points of some sort.
Bet you didn't send it to Annette
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Bet you didn't send it to Annette
Yeah, I think I did. I don't know why, she'll probably read it on here anyway. ???
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Those courses should be mandatory.
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I'm a male chauvinist pig. Thank you very much
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I knew you would enjoy that one Bob! ;)
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Yep, pretty darn close.
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