Afraid? Nope.

Yellow Jacket · 06-21-2008, 10:04 PM

One Sunday an old biker walks into church and sits down in the front row. As the preacher is beginning his sermon, the devil suddenly appears at the altar. The members of the congregation, including the preacher himself, flee the church in terror, all except for this one old biker in the front row.

The devil notices this one biker still in the church and walks down from the altar to confront him. He roars at the man, "Do you know who I am?"

"Why of course I know who you are," the man calmly replies. "You're Satan."

"And you're not afraid of me like the others?" the devil asks somewhat miffed.

To which the biker replies, "No. Why should I be? I've been married to your sister for the last 25 years."

basco · 06-21-2008, 10:33 PM

06-21-2008, 10:34 PM

**jmorrow** · 06-22-2008, 05:48 AM

Hmm......Sounds familiar.

dakals · 06-22-2008, 04:59 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!

jussmatt · 06-23-2008, 09:10 AM

OUCH!!! I was married to her too..... thank God I divorced her though!!!

**ringadingh** · 06-23-2008, 03:25 PM

I think I married a twin sister.

mmartin · 06-29-2008, 09:06 AM

I know I married her twin sister

fish · 06-29-2008, 01:01 PM

they weren't twins, they were triplets ???

ridemslow · 06-29-2008, 03:57 PM

Thats wicked to say the least.

06-21-2008, 10:04 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Afraid? Nope. One Sunday an old biker walks into church and sits down in the front row. As the preacher is beginning his sermon, the devil suddenly appears at the altar. The members of the congregation, including the preacher himself, flee the church in terror, all except for this one old biker in the front row. The devil notices this one biker still in the church and walks down from the altar to confront him. He roars at the man, "Do you know who I am?" "Why of course I know who you are," the man calmly replies. "You're Satan." "And you're not afraid of me like the others?" the devil asks somewhat miffed. To which the biker replies, "No. Why should I be? I've been married to your sister for the last 25 years." __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

06-21-2008, 10:33 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Afraid? Nope.

06-21-2008, 10:34 PM	#3
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06-22-2008, 05:48 AM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Afraid? Nope. Hmm......Sounds familiar. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-22-2008, 04:59 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Afraid? Nope. LMAO!!!!!!!

06-23-2008, 09:10 AM	#6
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Afraid? Nope. OUCH!!! I was married to her too..... thank God I divorced her though!!!

06-23-2008, 03:25 PM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Afraid? Nope. I think I married a twin sister. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-29-2008, 09:06 AM	#8
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Afraid? Nope. I know I married her twin sister

06-29-2008, 01:01 PM	#9
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Afraid? Nope. they weren't twins, they were triplets ??? __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

06-29-2008, 03:57 PM	#10
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Afraid? Nope. Thats wicked to say the least. __________________

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