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Old 06-28-2008, 12:50 AM   #1
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A man's way of thinking


This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several

months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he

came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You

have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were

there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got

shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear", she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck".


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Old 06-28-2008, 06:24 AM   #2
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that's one of the best jokes I've ever heard
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:54 AM   #3
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I like his way of thinking!!!
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Old 06-28-2008, 08:08 AM   #4
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LOL!!!! AWESOME!!!!
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:03 PM   #5
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he needs to get a young good luck charm
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:20 PM   #6
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Im married to his sister.
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:37 PM   #7
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lol...you are all just wrong!!
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Quote:
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lol...you are all just wrong!!
No; Just unlucky! ;) ;) ;)
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Old 06-28-2008, 05:53 PM   #9
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You know now that you mention it I have been married 24 years and I starting to think the same thing :-/
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Its 23 years for me and Ive confirmed it.A life sentence here is only 20 years and no debt attached.
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