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Old 02-25-2009, 11:58 PM   #1
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Boss!

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled...



'YOU CAN BE BOSS OF YOUR HOUSE'.



He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need

To know that I am the boss of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my

Meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to

Go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my

Back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet

And hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?



The wife replied, 'The friggin' funeral director would be my first guess.'=============


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Old 02-26-2009, 12:03 AM   #2
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:10 AM   #3
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Yep, probably so.
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:22 AM   #4
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He has to be a little more direct.
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Old 02-26-2009, 06:25 PM   #5
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Old 02-27-2009, 12:24 AM   #6
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