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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, she stand in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her they are not, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. She stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. |
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01-15-2008, 09:56 PM
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01-15-2008, 10:22 PM
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LOL...so THAT'S what happened!!!!
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01-16-2008, 12:35 AM
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01-16-2008, 09:13 AM
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Mine too.
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They just keep growing and growing, like that energizer bunny! Wait, wrong commercial.
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01-16-2008, 12:07 PM
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Beez...you're wife doesnt seem too bad...SWB...you've never shown your's...or have you? I'll have to check the gen. side to see if you've posted it on riding companion or whatever it's called....brb
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What happens if you put the batteries in backwards in the energizer bunny? |
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