Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania

jussmatt · 01-28-2008, 09:57 AM

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!” When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in PENNSYLVANIA and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!

socwkbiker · 01-28-2008, 10:54 AM

LMAO! That's a good one!

**ringadingh** · 01-28-2008, 11:00 AM

Thats good!!!

dakals · 01-28-2008, 11:33 AM

DON'T YOU GUYS JUST LOVE US DUMB BLONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-28-2008, 11:52 AM

The dumber the better!! ;)

01-28-2008, 11:57 AM

Duh...that's why we've been married for almost 9 yrs!!! Geez...amazing isn't it!!!

jussmatt · 01-28-2008, 12:26 PM

hmmm... +1

01-28-2008, 12:43 PM

My point exactly. ::)

01-28-2008, 01:00 PM

socwkbiker · 01-28-2008, 04:27 PM

-1 She won't know the difference.

dakals · 01-28-2008, 05:18 PM

Very funny SWB!!!!!!!! Oh by the way you left your toys in my garage again!!!!!LOL

socwkbiker · 01-28-2008, 05:19 PM

dakals · 01-28-2008, 05:20 PM

It is that time for you isn't it!!!!I'm sorry honey i know it hurts!!!!!LOL

01-28-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Very funny SWB!!!!!!!! Oh by the way you left your toys in my garage again!!!!!LOL

That's my boy!!! Good job SWB!

jon · 01-28-2008, 06:05 PM

I'm married to a blonde. They are more fun.

01-28-2008, 09:57 AM	#1
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!” When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in PENNSYLVANIA and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!

01-28-2008, 10:54 AM	#2
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania LMAO! That's a good one! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-28-2008, 11:00 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania Thats good!!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-28-2008, 11:33 AM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania DON'T YOU GUYS JUST LOVE US DUMB BLONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-28-2008, 11:52 AM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania The dumber the better!! ;)

01-28-2008, 11:57 AM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania Duh...that's why we've been married for almost 9 yrs!!! Geez...amazing isn't it!!!

01-28-2008, 12:26 PM	#7
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania hmmm... +1

01-28-2008, 12:43 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania My point exactly. ::)

01-28-2008, 01:00 PM	#9
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01-28-2008, 04:27 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania -1 She won't know the difference. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-28-2008, 05:18 PM	#11
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania Very funny SWB!!!!!!!! Oh by the way you left your toys in my garage again!!!!!LOL

01-28-2008, 05:19 PM	#12
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-28-2008, 05:20 PM	#13
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania It is that time for you isn't it!!!!I'm sorry honey i know it hurts!!!!!LOL

01-28-2008, 06:05 PM	#15
jon Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lindale, TX Posts: 564	Florida Blonde in Pennsylvania I'm married to a blonde. They are more fun.

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