It Is So Dry Here In Alabama

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Decided I would crank up the old Snapper and mow today. It looked like a dust storm. The wind was blowing a little to the south and west. When I finished mowing I headed for my neighbors that live south and west of me. Informed them they each owed me money for my topsoil that had landed in their yards and on their cars. Most were pretty agreeable and paid me. There is always one jerk that doesn't want to go along with anyone. He told me to go in the house and take it up with his wife. I said no thanks, I'd rather have money. Well that almost brought us to a knock down dragout. When I finally got him to realize how ugly his wife was he told me what he would do. He is waiting until the wind blows a little to the north and east. That way my topsoil should arrive back from his yard when he mows. Glad we got that settled.

[Loafer]

That's just crazy talk...

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Yea, you are right.