Roll Your Own

rooster1 · 02-14-2011, 04:00 PM

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own sh*t so does she."

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-14-2011, 05:44 PM

Smart thinking.

**jmorrow** · 02-14-2011, 06:33 PM

Stump · 02-14-2011, 07:34 PM

Loafer · 02-14-2011, 08:29 PM

HEY! It's Valentine's Day......

02-14-2011, 04:00 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Roll Your Own A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own sh*t so does she."

02-14-2011, 05:44 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Roll Your Own Smart thinking. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-14-2011, 06:33 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Roll Your Own __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-14-2011, 07:34 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Roll Your Own __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

02-14-2011, 08:29 PM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Roll Your Own HEY! It's Valentine's Day...... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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