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07-10-2008, 03:52 PM
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.” A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual lap dance, big boy?” Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.”
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07-10-2008, 08:43 PM
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LOL...some women just have trust issues. I wonder why?
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07-10-2008, 10:07 PM
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She should learn to be a little more understanding!
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07-11-2008, 11:22 PM
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I hate it when that happens
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07-12-2008, 02:58 PM
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Since SHE took HIM there for his Birthday...You would think that she is an open-minded wife....who wouldn't mind if he went there...he should of told her the truth about being there at the first "DAVE!!!!!" Right?
Hence she is probably screaming at him because he Lied! Not cuz he'd gone there before!! |
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07-12-2008, 06:16 PM
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One of the guys I work with decided to make a weekend rendevous at a local strip club while his wife was out of town. Somehow he managed to drop his drivers license on the floor without noticing. One of the girls found it and did a little research finding his home phone number. She called his home number on the Monday to tell him they found his DL. Only problem was he was at work and his wife answered. Not good, especially when his wife asked him if he had been there and he denied it. She then presented his DL to him. What a mess...
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07-12-2008, 06:23 PM
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"The truth shall set you free!!"
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07-12-2008, 06:57 PM
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I mean....
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