Selling Peaches

rooster1 · 03-14-2011, 11:38 AM

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.

He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?'

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'

He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?'

The farmer said, 'Yes ma'am' and another tear came from the other eye.

Then she lifted the hem of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'

He again said, 'Yes, ma'am', and broke down crying.

She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get f**ked out of my peaches.'

deadant · 03-14-2011, 12:39 PM

Poor farmers... They sure have it ruff.

sly · 03-14-2011, 01:29 PM

Poor bas***d. :'(

**ringadingh** · 03-14-2011, 01:36 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 03-15-2011, 11:09 PM

Guess I should start selling peaches door to door.

03-14-2011, 11:38 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Selling Peaches A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?' She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?' He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?' The farmer said, 'Yes ma'am' and another tear came from the other eye. Then she lifted the hem of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?' He again said, 'Yes, ma'am', and broke down crying. She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?' Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get f**ked out of my peaches.'

03-14-2011, 12:39 PM	#2
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	Selling Peaches Poor farmers... They sure have it ruff.

03-14-2011, 01:29 PM	#3
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Selling Peaches Poor bas***d. :'( __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

03-14-2011, 01:36 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Selling Peaches __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-15-2011, 11:09 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Selling Peaches Guess I should start selling peaches door to door. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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