UPS Man

**ringadingh** · 06-04-2010, 07:08 PM

One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles...

"Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, the UPS man comments."

Bob, in obvious pain, replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that's when we started playing WHO AM I?"

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet, then the women try to guess who it is."

The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times

sly · 06-04-2010, 07:28 PM

, those brown shorts

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-04-2010, 11:43 PM

Surprise!

**krash** · 06-06-2010, 06:45 PM

I gotta make some deliveries!

06-04-2010, 07:08 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	UPS Man One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles... "Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, the UPS man comments." Bob, in obvious pain, replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that's when we started playing WHO AM I?" The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet, then the women try to guess who it is." The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-04-2010, 07:28 PM	#2
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	UPS Man , those brown shorts __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

06-04-2010, 11:43 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	UPS Man Surprise! __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-06-2010, 06:45 PM	#4
krash Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sutton West Virginia Posts: 430	UPS Man I gotta make some deliveries! __________________ Rick (Krash) Kestner Sutton, West Virginia VBA #01448 2008 Metallic Ocean Blue / Neutron Silver *the coolest colors*

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