The difference between health plans

ercbf · 10-17-2009, 03:22 PM

Testicle disorder

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing
that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that
at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture."

"Oh!, Well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman..

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed
while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor explained very calmly: "Same illness, better health
plan."

tex · 10-18-2009, 04:56 AM

I want that plan

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-30-2009, 01:31 AM

I sure do miss my Blue Cross Blue Shield.

**ringadingh** · 10-30-2009, 04:42 PM

I want to check in there asap.

**Cajunrider** · 10-30-2009, 07:54 PM

beezer · 10-31-2009, 07:57 AM

10-17-2009, 03:22 PM	#1
ercbf Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 132	The difference between health plans Testicle disorder A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." "Oh!, Well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.. As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor explained very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."

10-18-2009, 04:56 AM	#2
tex Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 40	The difference between health plans I want that plan

10-30-2009, 01:31 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The difference between health plans I sure do miss my Blue Cross Blue Shield. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-30-2009, 04:42 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The difference between health plans I want to check in there asap. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-30-2009, 07:54 PM	#5
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10-31-2009, 07:57 AM	#6
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