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10-23-2009, 09:05 PM | #1 |
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The fastest thing in the world
Four guys were sitting around debating the fastest thing in the world.
The first guy said a thought is the fastest thing, it can come into your mind in an instant and can be gone just as fast. The second guy says a blink is the fastest thing, it happens so fast your eyes barely notice. The third guy says light is the fastest, I have a switch in the house connected to the yard light on the barn and the moment I flip the switch the light is on. The last guy thinks for a moment and says you are all wrong, diarrhea is the fastest thing. The last time I had it I didn't have time to "think", "blink" or "turn on the light" before I sh*t my pants!
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10-23-2009, 09:34 PM | #2 |
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The fastest thing in the world
LMAO
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10-23-2009, 09:44 PM | #3 |
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The fastest thing in the world
Ive beat it once or twice, but it was really to close for comfort.
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10-24-2009, 12:50 AM | #4 |
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The fastest thing in the world
Been there, done that.
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10-24-2009, 05:53 AM | #5 |
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The fastest thing in the world
Good one,cnc. Maybe God had a sense of humor when he made us this way.
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10-24-2009, 03:43 PM | #6 |
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The fastest thing in the world
once the turtle starts sticking it's head out..............sh1t happens
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10-26-2009, 01:01 PM | #7 |
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The fastest thing in the world
I'm glad I'm not alone on this one!!!!
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