Nude Runner....

[jmorrow]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
Work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
Horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.



'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
Husband's' home early!'


'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'


'If my husband catches us in here he'll kill us both!' she replied.


'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your
Problems!'

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
Window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
Discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual
Marathon, so he started running along
Beside the others, about 300 of them.


Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend
In as best he could.


After a little while a small groupof runners who had been watching him
With some curiosity, jogged closer.


Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.


'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air.. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'


Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your
Clothes with you under your arm?'


'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed
Right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'


Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you
Always wear a condom when you run?'


'Nope...just when it's raining.'

[ringadingh]

[AlabamaNomadRider]