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Old 04-30-2012, 05:31 PM   #1
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Saint Peter Is Profilling

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies
arrived. St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will
be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting to come
in.
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be
judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back
and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."
The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.


"No, The Pearly Gates."
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:26 PM   #2
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Old 04-30-2012, 11:20 PM   #4
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