Skinny dipping anyone?

ridemslow · 06-17-2008, 07:41 PM

Southern Skinny Dippin'...
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

**ringadingh** · 06-17-2008, 07:43 PM

Hopefully he still had good eyesight.

Yellow Jacket · 06-18-2008, 01:15 PM

Smart old codger! :)

dakals · 06-19-2008, 03:46 PM

Well i guess i won't be skinny dipping anymore!!!!! Boohoo!!!!!

Yellow Jacket · 06-19-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dakals

Well i guess i won't be skinny dipping anymore!!!!! Boohoo!!!!!

You can go skinny dipping with me. I will protect you from the alligators! :)

06-19-2008, 07:32 PM

lol...what a gentleman...helping out a lady in a moment of distress!!! :)

Yellow Jacket · 06-19-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by suennico

lol...what a gentleman...helping out a lady in a moment of distress!!! :)

I assure you that I have no ulterior motives. Just trying to be helpful. :) :)

06-19-2008, 07:54 PM

of course!!! There is NO DOUBT in my mind!!!

nomad1600 · 06-19-2008, 10:51 PM

Gotta love us Old Men from North Carolina!!!! HeHe

ridemslow · 06-20-2008, 05:38 PM

I was hopin to catch you skinnydippin!

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Originally Posted by dakals

Well i guess i won't be skinny dipping anymore!!!!! Boohoo!!!!!

dakals · 06-20-2008, 06:48 PM

I'll do it if Sue does it!!!!! LOL

ridemslow · 06-29-2008, 04:09 PM

OK Sue, It's your turn now.

dakals · 06-30-2008, 10:57 PM

Come on Sue!!!!! I double dog dare you!!!!!! LOL!!!!

ridemslow · 07-01-2008, 12:19 PM

::) ::) ;)me three

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Originally Posted by dakals

Come on Sue!!!!! I double dog dare you!!!!!! LOL!!!!

06-17-2008, 07:41 PM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Skinny dipping anyone? Southern Skinny Dippin'... An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast. __________________

06-17-2008, 07:43 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Skinny dipping anyone? Hopefully he still had good eyesight. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-18-2008, 01:15 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Skinny dipping anyone? Smart old codger! :) __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

06-19-2008, 03:46 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Skinny dipping anyone? Well i guess i won't be skinny dipping anymore!!!!! Boohoo!!!!!

06-19-2008, 07:32 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	Skinny dipping anyone? lol...what a gentleman...helping out a lady in a moment of distress!!! :)

06-19-2008, 07:54 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	Skinny dipping anyone? of course!!! There is NO DOUBT in my mind!!!

06-19-2008, 10:51 PM	#9
nomad1600 Advanced Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Pilot Mountain NC Posts: 586	Skinny dipping anyone? Gotta love us Old Men from North Carolina!!!! HeHe

06-20-2008, 06:48 PM	#11
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Skinny dipping anyone? I'll do it if Sue does it!!!!! LOL

06-29-2008, 04:09 PM	#12
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Skinny dipping anyone? OK Sue, It's your turn now. __________________

06-30-2008, 10:57 PM	#13
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Skinny dipping anyone? Come on Sue!!!!! I double dog dare you!!!!!! LOL!!!!

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