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Old 06-21-2010, 10:34 AM   #1
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Dad's New Shoes

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some shoes (he is 68).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.



The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours -

green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"



Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that

I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...



"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

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