New Boots

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-13-2011, 08:48 AM

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife "notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the
bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different?
It 's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow".

Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.
Shoulda bought a hat".

deadant · 01-13-2011, 10:46 AM

Sometimes us guys just can't win.

Stump · 01-14-2011, 05:22 PM

**ringadingh** · 01-15-2011, 06:55 PM

**BudMan** · 01-15-2011, 10:34 PM

01-13-2011, 08:48 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	New Boots An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife "notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It 's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow". Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!! To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat". __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-13-2011, 10:46 AM	#2
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	New Boots Sometimes us guys just can't win.

01-14-2011, 05:22 PM	#3
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	New Boots __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

01-15-2011, 06:55 PM	#4
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01-15-2011, 10:34 PM	#5
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	New Boots __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

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