New Tactic to Speed Up Service

[AlabamaNomadRider]

New tactic in order to get medical treatment



The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. (Below)...... Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.


US Border Patrol



It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.


At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....
The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order...

The patch didn't make it through so I had to type it in, sorry about that.