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10-31-2009, 11:32 AM
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Lost rooster
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c0ck was missing. He knew about c0ck fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a c0ck?' All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?' All the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?' Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c0ck?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest collapsed. |
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10-31-2009, 06:39 PM
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10-31-2009, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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Seems like a few of them felt it as well!
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11-01-2009, 11:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
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Got to love those priests.
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