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11-09-2010, 11:14 AM
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A man making the Bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot.
The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home. Man: My wife will kill me. Bartender: Take her some candy. Man: She is on a diet. Bartender: Take her some flowers. Man: She has allergies. Bartender: Tell her a poem. Man: She loves poems ... I don’t know any. Bartender: Here is one for you. The Bartender recited. YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH .. BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS... BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE. -"Shakespeare" Man: I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door. Wife: You better not of been drinking. Man: Sweetness, I have a poem for you! Wife: It had better be good The man starts to recite the poem... YOU BABYLONIAN BITCH .. BLUE EYES AND PURPLE TITS. BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A pu**y LIES AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE. |
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11-09-2010, 11:16 AM
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11-09-2010, 01:02 PM
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11-09-2010, 01:12 PM
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Good one!
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11-10-2010, 11:05 PM
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OK, I have to jump into this one with the correct version.
Over the last 50 years there has been a change to that poem, but I still remember the original one. The line was.. "Between her eyes her beauty lies which makes my inspiration rise... by Shakespeare." The drunk said.. "Between her thighs her pu**y lies which makes my dick rise... by Snakesh*t" That's better! ;) .
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11-14-2010, 09:10 PM
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