A Romantic Walk

rooster1 · 09-20-2010, 12:13 PM

A young couple go for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this, he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg.

He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh*t instead."

**wompus** · 09-20-2010, 02:09 PM

::)

Loafer · 09-20-2010, 05:30 PM

???

Stump · 09-20-2010, 08:27 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-20-2010, 10:50 PM

Good one.

**ringadingh** · 09-21-2010, 11:18 AM

09-20-2010, 12:13 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	A Romantic Walk A young couple go for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this, he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh*t instead."

09-20-2010, 02:09 PM	#2
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	A Romantic Walk ::) __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

09-20-2010, 05:30 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	A Romantic Walk ??? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-20-2010, 08:27 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	A Romantic Walk __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

09-20-2010, 10:50 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	A Romantic Walk Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

09-21-2010, 11:18 AM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	A Romantic Walk __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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