Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

ridemslow · 01-20-2011, 10:35 PM

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the garage door and see who's happy to see you.

deadant · 01-20-2011, 10:40 PM

**Cajunrider** · 01-20-2011, 10:42 PM

Gotta let my wife read this one. ;)

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-21-2011, 12:41 AM

Those are very true.

**nomadtom69** · 01-21-2011, 12:42 AM

Don't think that would be a good ideal

**ringadingh** · 01-21-2011, 01:12 AM

Can't argue with that logic. ;)

01-20-2011, 10:35 PM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the garage door and see who's happy to see you. __________________

01-20-2011, 10:40 PM	#2
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

01-20-2011, 10:42 PM	#3
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: Gotta let my wife read this one. ;) __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

01-21-2011, 12:41 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: Those are very true. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-21-2011, 12:42 AM	#5
nomadtom69 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Maryville, Tn Posts: 2,656	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: Don't think that would be a good ideal __________________ (NomadTom69)Tom Green Previous bikes - 2004 BMW R1200 CLC 2006 Nomad 1600 Black -1985 BMW K100 RT VBA #001609 Viet-Nam Vet 71-72 Maryville , Tn. Maggie Valley '11-Townsend '12-Estes Park '13- Copperhead fall rally "13- Elkins WV '14- Eureka Springs ' 15- Helen Ga. SE Rally '16

01-21-2011, 01:12 AM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: Can't argue with that logic. ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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