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Old 10-22-2010, 11:49 PM   #1
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Trying to Explain Women

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

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Old 10-23-2010, 07:22 AM   #2
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Ouch...
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:41 PM   #3
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Thats not even funny! ::)
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