An Old Snake Goes To See His Doctor

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-29-2010, 12:41 AM

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

Loafer · 10-29-2010, 05:13 AM

That would be depressing.

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-29-2010, 06:45 AM

There are times I wish I was living with a water hose, if you know what I mean. Women can be a pain.

Stump · 10-29-2010, 07:21 PM

**ringadingh** · 10-29-2010, 09:41 PM

10-29-2010, 12:41 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	An Old Snake Goes To See His Doctor "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!" __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-29-2010, 05:13 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	An Old Snake Goes To See His Doctor That would be depressing. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

10-29-2010, 06:45 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	An Old Snake Goes To See His Doctor There are times I wish I was living with a water hose, if you know what I mean. Women can be a pain. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-29-2010, 07:21 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	An Old Snake Goes To See His Doctor __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

10-29-2010, 09:41 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	An Old Snake Goes To See His Doctor __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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