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Old 06-25-2008, 02:49 PM   #1
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"

"I couldn't even get on the f...ing bed
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lol keep em coming
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Boing, Boing, Boing!!
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LOL!!! Poor Little Feller!!! LOL!
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:45 PM   #7
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Damn now thats funny jumping little bastard
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When I take Cialis it gives me 36 hours to think if I really want to do it or not
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When I take Cialis it gives me 36 hours to think if I really want to do it or not

<marquee>TMI BUD!!!</marquee>
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What is Cialis I am only 43 poor old fellas
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Poor little guy!!!!!! Mean girl for not helping him up!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!
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When I take Cialis it gives me 36 hours to think if I really want to do it or not
Make sure you take it with plenty of water, if it gets caught in your throat youll have a very stiff neck.
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Did you not like my commercial?? :'(
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