Bert's Boots

**ringadingh** · 07-21-2008, 05:28 PM

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so,
seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his
wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and
walked back into the kitchen ...completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice
anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be
hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, '...AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Ya shoulda bought a hat.'

07-21-2008, 05:43 PM

lol...yup

mmartin · 07-21-2008, 08:46 PM

basco · 07-21-2008, 09:30 PM

dakals · 07-22-2008, 12:04 AM

LMAO!!!!

07-21-2008, 05:28 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Bert's Boots An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen ...completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, '...AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope', she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!' Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Ya shoulda bought a hat.' __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-21-2008, 05:43 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Bert's Boots lol...yup

07-21-2008, 08:46 PM	#3
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Bert's Boots

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07-22-2008, 12:04 AM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Bert's Boots LMAO!!!!

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