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02-13-2011, 09:52 AM | #1 |
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How Blonde Is She
She was Soooooooo Blonde .
She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She sent a fax with a stamp on it. Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... She studied for a blood test She sold the car for gas money. When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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02-13-2011, 09:55 AM | #2 |
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02-13-2011, 10:52 PM | #3 |
How Blonde Is She
My ex was a brunet from Tennessee and just as dumb!
She dead.. ya know!?
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02-14-2011, 03:50 PM | #4 |
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How Blonde Is She
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thought Asphalt was hip trouble. She thought Manual Labor was the president or mexico
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02-14-2011, 06:41 PM | #5 |
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