A Kiss Goodnight

brendan · 03-31-2009, 08:24 PM

A young couple had been dating for a while. At the end of a date Willie walks his girlfriend, Alice, up her darkened front porch at 11:30 as usual he starts passionately kissing and petting he leans back and starts pleading," Please Alice, just a quick B.J. here no one will see us" Alice quickly says " No, Willie , Dad will wake up!" He redoubles his efforts "Please, Please Just a B.J. for the long ride home!" Again she fends him off. This goes on for 15 minutes, him pleading and her refusing. Finally the porch light comes on and the door flies open, Her younger sister yells at them" Dad told me you are to give Willie a B.J., or I will give him a B.J. , or Mom will come down and give him a B.J., he does not care , Just quit leaning on the Damn Intercom button!"

**jmorrow** · 04-01-2009, 02:41 AM

**ringadingh** · 04-01-2009, 07:46 AM

rooster1 · 04-01-2009, 11:37 AM

bear · 04-02-2009, 01:26 PM

Uh-Oh!

03-31-2009, 08:24 PM	#1
brendan Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North East Indiana Posts: 28	A Kiss Goodnight A young couple had been dating for a while. At the end of a date Willie walks his girlfriend, Alice, up her darkened front porch at 11:30 as usual he starts passionately kissing and petting he leans back and starts pleading," Please Alice, just a quick B.J. here no one will see us" Alice quickly says " No, Willie , Dad will wake up!" He redoubles his efforts "Please, Please Just a B.J. for the long ride home!" Again she fends him off. This goes on for 15 minutes, him pleading and her refusing. Finally the porch light comes on and the door flies open, Her younger sister yells at them" Dad told me you are to give Willie a B.J., or I will give him a B.J. , or Mom will come down and give him a B.J., he does not care , Just quit leaning on the Damn Intercom button!"

04-01-2009, 02:41 AM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	A Kiss Goodnight __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

04-01-2009, 07:46 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	A Kiss Goodnight __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-01-2009, 11:37 AM	#4
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	A Kiss Goodnight

04-02-2009, 01:26 PM	#5
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	A Kiss Goodnight Uh-Oh!

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