My Name Is Johnny

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-30-2010, 11:28 PM

Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio .
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he answered.
"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher.
When Mohammad returned home, his mother asked "How was your day, Mohammad?"
"My name is not Mohammad.I'm in America and now my name is Johnny."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Mohammad returned to school..
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises, she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
"Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two f**ckn' Arabs."

Stump · 10-04-2010, 10:06 PM

**jmorrow** · 10-05-2010, 02:48 AM

sounds about right...........

Loafer · 10-05-2010, 06:37 AM

Great people....

**BudMan** · 10-05-2010, 08:13 AM

09-30-2010, 11:28 PM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	My Name Is Johnny Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio . "What is your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he answered. "You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher. When Mohammad returned home, his mother asked "How was your day, Mohammad?" "My name is not Mohammad.I'm in America and now my name is Johnny." "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" and she beat him. Then she called his father and he too beat him. The next day Mohammad returned to school.. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises, she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"? "Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two f**ckn' Arabs." __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-04-2010, 10:06 PM	#2
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	My Name Is Johnny __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

10-05-2010, 02:48 AM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	My Name Is Johnny sounds about right........... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-05-2010, 06:37 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	My Name Is Johnny Great people.... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

10-05-2010, 08:13 AM	#5
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	My Name Is Johnny __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

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