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Old 09-30-2010, 11:28 PM   #1
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Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio .
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he answered.
"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher.
When Mohammad returned home, his mother asked "How was your day, Mohammad?"
"My name is not Mohammad.I'm in America and now my name is Johnny."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Mohammad returned to school..
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises, she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
"Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two f**ckn' Arabs."


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Old 10-04-2010, 10:06 PM   #2
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sounds about right...........
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