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08-09-2010, 10:01 PM | #1 |
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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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08-10-2010, 04:23 AM | #2 |
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as the song says: ... "but I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer."
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08-10-2010, 08:03 AM | #3 |
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I've drank my share of beers through the years Larry. I once was one of the best at that.
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08-10-2010, 09:39 AM | #4 |
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That was worth reading
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08-11-2010, 07:07 PM | #5 |
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now that was a good one ,liked it alot .
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